Stereotyping - My final Word on the subject | Eastern North Carolina Now

Calm down not, Stop stereotyping with a humorous twist.

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One night in late October

When I was far from sober,

Returning home my load with manly pride.

My feet began to stutter,

So I lay down in the gutter,

And a pig came passing by and lay down at my side.

A woman passing by was heard to say.

"You can tell a man who boozes,

By the company he chooses."

And the pig got up and slowly walked away




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( July 28th, 2016 @ 5:43 pm )
 
That's some funny ...
( July 27th, 2016 @ 1:15 pm )
 
Funny you should mention that. The Three Amigo's just finished lunch at the local sports grill. No Keno winners here today.

( July 27th, 2016 @ 9:30 am )
 
Bobby Tony, you do have a treasure trove of outstanding images of so many cool moments.

I wish I had used a camera more in those doors.
( July 11th, 2016 @ 7:55 am )
 
Stan,

Fortunately, many of the 1969-1975 pictures have been lost to propriety or were never taken. My particular favorite ones were the 125 color slides of the Byron Pop Festival in Georgia August 1969. They made it through until about 2012 when I trashed them in a fit of organizational exuberance. I do have a collage of the 'Gang Pictures' made for a recent birthday party that is somewhat tame but illustrative of the fun we had. I will have to consider offering them here along with a story which is already penned but would require some editing.

"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience". John Stuart Mill
( July 10th, 2016 @ 5:39 pm )
 
B.T., I love this picture.

It speaks volumes of who you are, and the company you keep.

Can you expand this into a funny post?
( July 10th, 2016 @ 3:24 pm )
 
That picture has been around for forty years as a joke from the wives to me and my two high school buddies. We did not always have enough to buy the good stuff. After scanning most of the family albums, the girls remarked "did you notice that every picture of you guys has some alcohol involved"? so true. There is a story about that but I am not allowed to publish it.

Up until the last few years it was true, but 2/3 (both of us here) of us have quit the drinking. The other guy is a slow learner. Life has been very very good to us.

( July 10th, 2016 @ 3:07 pm )
 
Good One B.T.; At least the beer is good - Heineken.

They should have an ashtray in the of the slumbering brood.



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