Local patriarch Methuselah has lost all of his wealth after enduring several centuries of writing $5.00 birthday checks to grandchildren. The aged man, who claims to be almost a thousand years old, has since filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy and will have his assets liquidated.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 9:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that he is willing to work with any moderate Republican but cautioned that “mainstream” GOP officials and Democrats need “to kill and confront” the MAGA movement.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 9:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mitch Kokai, John Locke Foundation senior political analyst, assesses 2022 midterm election contests for the U.S. House and Senate.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 9:16 am
By: Carolina Journal
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"Whether we live 10 minutes or 100 years, you’re a human life, and you have the right to not be killed."
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 9:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Boston Marathon has added new guidelines for 2023 that will allow runners to register as “non-binary athletes.”
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Batman has finally been forced to hang up his cape and abandon his beloved city as the crime rate continues to soar under Democrat leadership. Following the election of another democrat, Mayor Tori Tightfoot, Batman has decided he just can't keep up with the crime anymore.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 6:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Christian college in Washington state has been sued by more than a dozen students and staff members over its LGBTQ hiring ban based on its religious beliefs.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 6:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: State Budget Director Charlie Perusse received the Gloria Timmer Award on September 28 during the 2022 fall meeting of the National Association of State Budget Officers (NASBO). The award is one of the highest honors NASBO can bestow on a budget officer.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 6:03 am
By: Governor's Office
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The 2022 Emmy Awards went forward mostly without incident, except for a controversial bit by Jimmy Kimmel, which involved him playing dead on stage while the “Abbott Elementary” series creator and writer was accepting her award.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 5:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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